Day 51: Posed a question on Yahoo Answers

I asked why heavy metal stars in the 80s dressed up like ladies.

Day 50: Searched up that busty Police Academy lady

Remember, the one who had the romance with that Asian stereotype character? At one point she buries his face in her bosoms. And then in the photo above she's like 'Now who wants to save me?' and everyone's like 'Aww hell yeah!' and they start going crazy like in a Chinese Fire Drill.

Well apparently she is now almost sixty...and still looking good!!! If you believe airbrushed photoshops that is.
Well I still think she looks good enough for a poke, AND she's going to be in Police Academy 8, so good for her.

Day 49: Drove past the Baltimore Heliport

I didn't realize there was one! But I found myself driving past it when I followed some dumb Googo Maps directions. I would have stopped to explore but I was running late for Happy Hours.

It has a pilot's lounge, and I sure as heck wouldn't mind checking that out someday.

Day 48: Sold that item on eBay!

I had forgotten all about it.

I got an email saying that it had sold for $2.00.

Hmm, I'm not sure what to think. I guess it sold at market price. Unfortunately my whole 'FREE SHIPPING' gimmick may have backfired, 'cause I think it's going to cost at least $2.00 to ship. Maybe I could slip it into the outgoing mail bin at work and have it shipped for free after all. But then I might get fired for misuse of company postage.

The real lesson here is that selling crap on eBay isn't as glamorous as those GetRichQuick infomercials would have you believe.

My first daydream when selling that tape was that it would actually be some extremely rare collectible that would generate a bidding war into the hundreds of dollars.

Considering how well my craigslist posting is doing, maybe it was enough of an achievement that this stupid tape sold at all.

POSTSCRIPT: PayPal charged like .35 cents to accept payment and it costs $2 and change to ship, so it ended up costing me .77 to sell that dumb tape.

Day 47: Became a charter member of the MLB Insiders Club

Today must be my lucky day. When I get home from work, what do I find waiting for me in the mail but an envelope adorned with colorful MLB logos.

Inside was an offer, nay, a plea for me, one of "the best baseball fans in the nation" to join "the greatest collection of baseball enthusiasts ever asembled."

Well, I must say, they picked the right guy. I get a free Stadium Blanket, customized with the logo of my favorite team (The Orioles! The Orioles!) plus a Fan Guide, a membership to MLB Insiders Club Magazine and a free All-Star game program. All for just $2 a month!!!

I also get to test new products, get special discounts on MLB licensed merchandise, and special members only previews that I can purchase at my members-only price, or return to the Club. They pay the postage!



They'd make the dues even lower if they could, but, as I can well imagine, it costs them a great deal to print their magazine and run the Club in a quality way.

If I want to cancel at anytime they'll give me a free refund, so there's really nothing to lose.

There's got to be a catch!?

Day 46: Ate at the Sea Hut Inn

They were out of everything the (sultry) waitress warned us. Oysters? Out. Crabs? Out. Flounder? Out. Haddock? Out.

You might as well call it the Land Hut Inn, I joked to myself later.

Fried chicken was in, and at only $8.95 for the fried chicken dinner (three pieces, cole slaw, fries, and a roll) it was a bargain. I added a side salad with french dressing ($2.95 and a good size!) for some roughage, and a pitcher of beer ($6.95) to wash it down. All in all, an excellent bargain.

My brothers swore that their fried chicken was great, in fact my older brother said it was the best he had ever had (!!!) I think he was just trying to make time with the sultry waitress though, because mine was underdeveloped and dry. It reminded me of when Clark tried to cut into the turkey and smoke comes out and it deflates.

The place has great atmosphere with this crazy indoor tiki bar that has like its own roof, but its inside the restaurant, and the slaw and fries were really good. From where our booth was you could even watch the TVs inside the bar area. And it has its own internet jute box.

I think at some point the sultry waitress said that she was in the Kim's Karate commercial as the little girl that goes "Nobody bothers me!" But she was so sultry that none of us could work up the nerve to ask her if that was true. (Editors note: We could have sworn that it was Kim's Karate, but it seems that it was actually Jhoon Rhee Karate)

Day 45: Took a Web's shot of that Ace of Cakes place

I had to help a friend move at 9 a.m. (ON A SATURDAY!!!??? WTF???) I got there at like 9:15 which was a minor miracle, and all the moving was pretty much done, 'cause she had like a Baker's Dozen of Busy Bees helping her move, and a lot more of them were more industrious than me, or what word means waking up earlier and keeping your promise of being there at 9 a.m. and not 9:15 a.m.?

Anywayz, afterwords we were like 'whatever, lets grab some lunch, let's just grab it.' and so we went to Dizzy Issies, or as it's called by it's new name 'ISYS.'

I saw that Ace of Space place and took this web shotz of it. Some curley haired lady was walking in and I think she may have been one of the starz of the show.

'Just tie a silk sheet 'round your neck
And twist it 'til your face turns cherry red... '